Hilarious People Making the Best of Their Bad Situations

You’re Never Leaving Your Goth Phase

Ideally, this was the idea of a trained piercing professional, who is hopefully married to a locksmith.

A baby can cost new parents 750 hours of sleep in their first year.
Mysterious sand dune holes baffled Indiana for years.
In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.
Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.