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This probably yields better results than tinder. There’s no better way to pick someone up in the Home Depot parking lot.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties have been registered as blood donors.
78% of NFL players undergo financial crisis by 2 years of retirement.
Scorpions are incredibly resilient: scientists have frozen scorpions overnight, left them in the sun the following day, and when thawed, the arthropod walked away unscathed.
The word "kimono" means "a thing to wear."