Lamont’s Lament

This is like the old “It was a dark and stormy night…” adage, but with a Game of Thrones caliber cliffhanger. Plus, this is Lamont’s only review. Right now this is an open case, I have been in contact with detectives attempting to find this man. Theorists speculate that he is still writing the second draft of this review to this day, the absolute legend.
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Karla’s Dark Secret

This would be a normal complaint, and I am sure it was received just like every other “middle of the road” review. Unfortunately for Karla, she did not consider that Grubhub would reveal her greatest kept secret, she, in fact, DID NOT ORDER A SODA!!
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