Gingerbread men… the epitome of a holiday cookie. And of course, in standard Twitter fashion, one user noted something pretty alarming about the cookies and now we can’t stop thinking about it.
“Are we supposed to just accept that gingerbread men live in houses built from the flesh of their fellow men?” @House_Feminist asked.
Then, the Twitter world let loose.
— tPyne (@PyneTills) December 19, 2018
As with humanity, the gingerbread folk live a life of constant terror and anguish brought upon them by a sadistic creator. but in regard to the latter, the creator in question is Man, a being more twisted and perverted than even the most hateful god
— mike (@MikeOdenthal) December 19, 2018
Welp. That’s enough internet for us today.
We’ll be throwing out our gingerbread houses now.