Oddly Hilarious Tombstones That Will Make You Feel Weird for Laughing

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Well, this is one way to advertise a grave plot. Although, the word "rent" is a bit weird... Do dead people still have to deal with leases?

The first pair of Nike running shoes was made in a waffle iron.
Only 5% of the ocean has been explored.
Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
Alexander the Great encouraged his men to shave so enemies couldn't grab their beards during battles.