Priceless Airport Pickup Signs That Will Make You Do a Double Take

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Most of the time, after a long trip, all you want is to see your loved ones' faces—but not when they're behind signs like these. What would you do if you had to go home with someone who publicly embarrassed you beyond the point of recovery?

Short and Sweet

Well, maybe "sweet" isn't an accurate descriptor, but this guy wanted to get straight to the point. To all smokin' hot Italian chicks across the nation: Dan Aykroyd in Blues Brothers has arrived to collect you. Next time, consider hailing a taxi.

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Gold Star for Effort

It's the thought that counts, right? "Velcome arawomAANe bRA n oPA" is obviously the same thing as, "Welcome home, Grandma and Grandpa!" If you're fluent in the language of child-speak, you probably deduced that already.

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The More You Know

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