Most of the time, after a long trip, all you want is to see your loved ones' faces—but not when they're behind signs like these. What would you do if you had to go home with someone who publicly embarrassed you beyond the point of recovery?
Short and Sweet
Well, maybe "sweet" isn't an accurate descriptor, but this guy wanted to get straight to the point. To all smokin' hot Italian chicks across the nation: Dan Aykroyd in Blues Brothers has arrived to collect you. Next time, consider hailing a taxi.