Priceless Airport Pickup Signs That Will Make You Do a Double Take

Most of the time, after a long trip, all you want is to see your loved ones' faces—but not when they're behind signs like these. What would you do if you had to go home with someone who publicly embarrassed you beyond the point of recovery?

Short and Sweet

Well, maybe "sweet" isn't an accurate descriptor, but this guy wanted to get straight to the point. To all smokin' hot Italian chicks across the nation: Dan Aykroyd in Blues Brothers has arrived to collect you. Next time, consider hailing a taxi.


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The More You Know

  • You can major in wine at Cornell University.
  • There's a word for tapping someone on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them.
  • Your brain is sometimes more active when you're asleep than when you're awake.
  • Almost all chickens eaten today come from the winner of the 1948 'Chicken of Tomorrow' Contest whose genetics now dominate poultry farms worldwide.
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