The infamous Florida man can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble and we hope it stays that way.
Back for Another Shot
If you’re looking to get back together with your ex, this might not be the best idea. However, proving your physical dominance to their current partner might solidify you as the alpha male in this situation. Proceed using your own discretion.
Surf and Turf
Listen, dude, if you save up a little cash, you can go to Applebees and take advantage of some promotion that can get you these same results. It’s one thing to be a glutton, but being a gluttonous thief never seems to work out in the person’s favor.