"Lost a bunch of pounds this week!"
This is a self-dig in two ways: one, he's broke. Two: he thinks that he needs to lose weight. This is self-awareness at its funniest!
"So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween..."
The DMV can be a pretty rough place to work in. You have to make it fun somehow! This guy decided to dress up as the DMV sloth in Zootopia to make his customers and coworkers laugh. He did a pretty good job!