Cringe-Worthy Christmas Cards From Over The Years

Disney Family?

Just by looking at this photo, you know that you can tell that these people live at Disneyland. At least they look like they're having fun?

You're more likely to become President than you are to win the lottery.
You make approximately a teaspoon of tears per hour.
T-shirts were originally made for unmarried men who didn't know how to sew buttons on collared shirts.
A full jumbo jet tank has enough fuel to drive a car around the world four times.