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English Grammar for Dummies

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Benjamin Franklin was inducted into the International Swimming Hall of Fame.
Ninety percent of the world’s population lives above the equator.
Tic Tac mints are named after the sound their container makes.
Agatha Christie said she came up with many of her book plots while sitting in her bathtub while eating apples.