Amazon Reviews That Will Make You Cancel Your Account

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Banana Slicer

You read it here first, this saved their marriage. Nobody wants to cut the bananas! But with the help of the 571B banana slicer, you’ll never have to tear your marriage apart again. Who would have thought it was that easy?

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Where Is Baby’s Bellybutton?

All I’m saying is, either tag your spoilers or educate yourself on human anatomy, because I’m not really sure why this concept of all things dignifies a children’s book. I’m pretty sure it’s obvious where it is. But if not, maybe check it out? I don’t even know.

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The More You Know

  • The richest superhero is actually Black Panther, who has an estimated of $500 billion, whereas Tony Stark is worth $100 billion and Bruce Wayne $80 billion.
  • Tarantula bites are about as painful as bee stings.
  • In 1945, Dwight D. Eisenhower predicted that people would try to dispel the holocaust as a falsehood, and ordered all possible photographs taken of the Nazi crimes to hinder any such attempts.
  • Dentistry is the oldest profession in the world.
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