Amazon Reviews That Will Make You Cancel Your Account

Pure Brown Seaweed Extract

I think this is the key to the Anti Vax debate. Seaweed? Good. The proof is legitimately right there.

Your heart beats 100,000 times a day.
If you take all the letters from the word "wizard" and swap them with opposite letters (a->z, b->y), it spells wizard backwards.
The smallest bone in your body is in your ear.
A man sued Pepsi claiming he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. Pepsi attorneys stated that Mountain Dew will dissolve a mouse in 30 days, and showed his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured.