The Best Airport Pickup Signs to Embarrass Your Loved Ones With

Loving, Doting Husband

What a loving sentiment to return home to. The word "somehow" suggests that this husband didn't anticipate her to come back alive... Very troubling.

All the Professors in Pokemon have been named after trees.
Before mating, the female giraffe will first urinate in the male's mouth.
Armadillos swallow air to become buoyant when they swim.
The Japanese created a smoke alarm for those who can't hear, which pumps super-spicy wasabi mist into the air to alert them.